He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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