STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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