The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
