i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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