I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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