I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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