So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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