Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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