wakey wakey hands off snakey
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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