My cat gives me a boner
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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