I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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