SEEEEXXX PLEASE
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize