If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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