wanna go halves on a baby?
I think I am morally bankrupt
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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