How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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