I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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