just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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