just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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