that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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