We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My feet surprised me
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