HIV tests are more positive than that guy
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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