Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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