let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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