ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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