I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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