oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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