Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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