i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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