the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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