"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
