weddingsv make me drug and hornr
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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