I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
