dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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