too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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