Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
