if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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