I love black thongs
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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