I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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