Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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