i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
jump out the window naked night went bad
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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