My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
the raccoons are back...
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