You work out of a Hotel?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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