I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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