I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i now understand why vodka
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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