STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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