Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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