Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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