Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
We just shotgunned beers for America
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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