so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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