It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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