Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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