Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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