Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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