I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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