you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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